The Jean-Paul Sartre Signature Guitar from Fender.
For the player who wants nothing, Fender is proud to announce the all-new Sartrecaster!
Featuring an infinite scale length, n+1 dimensional tuners, and a revolutionary zero-weight vortex body, the Sartrecaster delivers a tonal abyss that will have fans running for the No Exit sign.
Ultimately, you have a choice.
L'enfer, c'est les autres.
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