The Fender Sartrecaster

The Jean-Paul Sartre Signature Guitar from Fender.

For the player who wants nothing, Fender is proud to announce the all-new Sartrecaster!

Featuring an infinite scale length, n+1 dimensional tuners, and a revolutionary zero-weight vortex body, the Sartrecaster delivers a tonal abyss that will have fans running for the No Exit sign.

Ultimately, you have a choice. 

L'enfer, c'est les autres.

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