If D'Pergo Guitars ever produces another guitar amp beyond the two in existence (the "JK" and the "Bespoker") I suggest they add another channel and call it the Litigator 30:
Channel One (Normal): two inputs: low and high
Channel Two (Private Legal): two inputs: high and TGP
You order the Litigator for $12,000 and, maybe, after creating a well-deserved public stink, you receive part of your order four years later.
Fire it up, play that G chord, and, ten minutes later, try to sell it on Reverb for $5,000
You can't make this shit up.
Just don't talk about it! First rule of Club D'Pergo is: Don't talk about Club D'Pergo!
Pro Tip: bulk up on your mini-mansion insurance because that fucker looks like it wants to roast wieners and toast buns.
It's satire, Bruh!
Channel One (Normal): two inputs: low and high
Channel Two (Private Legal): two inputs: high and TGP
You order the Litigator for $12,000 and, maybe, after creating a well-deserved public stink, you receive part of your order four years later.
Fire it up, play that G chord, and, ten minutes later, try to sell it on Reverb for $5,000
You can't make this shit up.
Just don't talk about it! First rule of Club D'Pergo is: Don't talk about Club D'Pergo!
Pro Tip: bulk up on your mini-mansion insurance because that fucker looks like it wants to roast wieners and toast buns.
It's satire, Bruh!