The Covid 19 epidemic revealed a weird truth about American society: condo-owners are our nation's most precious resource.
When the going gets tough, Vrbo keeps our priorities straight by calling on our students, teachers, scientists, firefighters, and retirees to sacrifice for the perpetual well-being of our cherished condo lords.
Rest assured, Vrbo is not simply a corporate pimp enabling property-owning werewolves to hide behind an anonymous wall as they steal your money; Vrbo is also a defender of our timeless cultural values expressed in their new motto: I got mine!
Along with hoarders of toilet paper and the ransackers of Walmarts, Vrbo takes its rightful place amidst the national iconography of greed and corruption.
Vrbo, you failed the test.
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