Guitar Hell

Welcome to Guitar Negative Heaven, Buddy.

I'm the chief designer and head of production. What would you like?

Well, since I can have whatever I want I'll take a R9 Les Paul, Custom Shop 1962 Strat in surf green, a 1953 blackguard Tele, a Collings I-35, a half dozen PRSi, a Martin OOO in Brazilian rosewood, and a Tom Anderson Angel!

Your wish is my command!

Just walk through this gate and rock on, brother!