Gibson: The D Minor of Guitar Companies

We all know that D Minor is the saddest of all the keys but now we have a D minor specific guitar brand for all those tearjerkers.

For 2017 Gibson is pleased to announce that it has finally reached rock bottom. Go ahead, cry your eyes out.

The jewel in the crown is the all new LP Custom Special.

For those of you unfamiliar with the new Gibson product codes, I'll break it down for you:

LP = Love Pump

Custom = all the parts arrive through customs from China

Special = the proprietary slap-dash assembly and finishing methods

Rumor has it that for 2018 Gibson plans to just burn its factory to the ground, collect on the insurance, and flee the country.