New Amp Marketing Ideas

A fresh idea for an amplifier company seeking to separate itself from the pack:

Blazing Abode Amplification

Proudly featuring an all-new product range:

The 60 watt Fire Marshall Freakout 1X12 combo ("Relax, man, it's supposed to smoke like that. That's hot fuckin' tone right there!)

The 100 watt Hacienda Hellfire 4X12 half stack ("When you need tone so loud you can hear it over the shrieks of your family and howling pets!")

And, the 200 watt Crispy Castle Domicile of Doom 8X12 stack (Hell Hath No Patience!)